Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Scott Walker - Surrounded!

John Schulze, the Face of Wisconsin GOPsters
Is that Strike 3? I can't keep track anymore of Walker's selected subordinates who have had to leave their jobs because they couldn't keep their racism or the fact they're an A$$hole to themselves.

As of today, John Schulze, a long time fixture of the Badgered State Republicons is no longer Legal Counsel for Walker's DOT. He thought an email about VD, Blowjobs, and bringing prostitution to the Dells and a jobs program for poor people was funny and couldn't resist sharing. No wonder Republicons think Dennis Miller is a comedian, they have no sense of humor either!

Then there was the email from County Executive Walker's Chief of Staff Tom Nardelli who thought a story ending like this was funny and worthy of wide distribution: "Say it isn't so!!! I can handle being a black, disabled, one armed, drug addicted, Jewish homosexual an a pacemaker who is HIV positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed, lives in a slum, and has a Mexican boyfriend, please, Oh dear God, please don't tell me I'm a Democrat!"

So how would judge Scott "Divide & Conquer" Walker in light of the recent revelations above, the Walker tried to dismiss as "old news"?

  • His austerity steeped failure to create the 250,000 jobs he promised or even keep pace with job growth nationally?
  • His inability to manage the Frankenagency (WEDC) that he created in a fiscally responsible manner?
  • The felonies committed right under his nose by his staff as Milwaukee County Executive, supposedly without his having a clue?
  • Or the values of utter ILL-WILL expressed by the staff he selected to represent his Administration?
What would Scott Walker say? "Governors should be defined not just by what they do and say, but who they surround themselves with, making sure to have the smartest person for a particular task or to head a specific agency. They should be judged on that basis and who they take advice from." - Scott Walker, interview with The American Thinker, January 14, 2014

Well Gubnah, I couldn't agree more!

Friday, February 14, 2014

The GOPster Tsunami of Election Fraud Begins!

Voter Intimidation & Misinformation
My Dearest One, I must solicit your in strictest confidence in this transaction, by virtue of it nature being utterly confidential top secret and by greatest magnitude of pending transaction with which I must rely of your gracious assistance to your maxiimum benefit in enormity. I am Daughter Marisah Okon of Nigerian Prince . . . you get the idea, it a scam.

Well it's an election year and if your the shamelessly unethical GOParty of Dirty Tricks, who Relies on Lies and believes that the End Justifies, NO REQUIRES, The Means, what do you do? You Commit Fraud, of course!

The National Republicon Congressional Committee hes set up dozens of fake campaign websites specifically designed to DEFRAUD Americans by tricking them into donating Their Money to the Slitherin Snakes in the Grass (GOPsters) instead of their intended beneficiary.

EXCERPT: "It turns out that the political organization has purchased over a dozen domain names of Democratic candidates up for election and set up real-looking-but-fake websites. The worst part of all – besides the blatant deception and malice for the electorate – is that fact that since it has been exposed, the NRCC has stated that they are “very proud of the program” and have promised to expand it. It seems they can’t even be shamed into stopping their borderline fraud." END

GOPride in their Deception and Malice, is Anyone surprised by this? These people Have No Shame! In fact they plan on rolling out more of these Fraudulent Websites as midterms approach.

And of course we have the cowed mainstream media obligatory attempt to seem "fair" by making a false equivalency with out a shred of evidence to back it up. EXCERPT: "These Republicans are far from the only group to engage in behavior like this – questionable campaign tactics are expected from both parties." END

Really!? Can we get some real examples of Democrats or affiliated groups engaging in serial election fraud? I can think of one, the tire slashing incident in Milwaukee back in what, 2004? That was local, isolated, not sanctioned by the party and they got caught and Punished, thank you very much. On the other hand, I can think numerous, repeated, regional and national examples from the GOPster groups and the GOParty directly, like the case we're examining here, right from the GOPlutocracy Top, the NRCC.

And this is just the beginning, soon we'll see the perennial attempts to misinform voters about when they can vote, where they can vote and to scare voters with false information about who is eligible to vote and the associated penalties. Of course voting machines will be in short supply in heavily democratic districts in battleground states, and others may be hacked. Perhaps we'll see a return of the denial of service attacks against Democratic call centers and the purging of voter rolls. And of course the Unpatriotic attempt by Fork Tongued Ones to disenfranchise voters with false claims of voter fraud, when it is THEY who are the Fraudsters, has been in full swing since the Bush/Rovian U.S. Attorneys scandal and got a recent shot in the arm by the Extreme Court Judicial Hacktivist repeal of the part of the Voting Rights Act.

Well all I can say is that if you're foolish enough to turn your country over to people who are ethically bankrupt and power hungry enough to commit fraud to get elected, you're probably also foolish enough to be surprised when they defraud you through your government and rob you of your representation. You might as well give the keys to America to Nigerian Scam Artists! 

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Walker Wins BAP's Forked Tongue & Fangs Award!

Yup, it does have to suck to be a Republicon. Having to lie constantly to advance, but not reveal their Hidden Agendas has Got to be Exhausting! In fact I believe it gets to be habit forming. As this week's example I offer our own Gubnah of Wiscossippi, Scott Walker who claimed in a recent interview that he voted for Ronald Reagan.

EXCERPT: "I remember, I was a teenager, had just become a teenager and voted for Ronald Reagan — limited government, you know, smaller government, lower taxes, strong national defense." 

The problem is that Walker was born November 2, 1967 and was not 18 and eligible to vote until 1985 and therefore could not have legally voted for Reagan in either 1980 or 1984. One might think that Walker's admission yields the long-sought success in the nearly fruitless Republicon quest to find fraudulent voters to justify their Hidden Agenda of Voter Suppression. But the truth is that Walker is now a habitual liar, he can't help it anymore, and this is just one more notch in his belt on his way to the Fabricator's a Hall of Fame!

Therefore, in recognition of the dogged pursuit of his Quest for the Hole-ly Fail, Scott "Full O Fertilizer" Walker has become the latest recipient of BAP's coveted Forked Tongue & Fangs Award!

Congratulations Gubnah!

Friday, February 07, 2014

Republicons Luvs Dem Some Freedumb!

Pall "Lyin" Ryan

It's got to suck to be a Republicon. I mean having to lie all the time, about EVERYTHING! That's Got to be Exhausting! This week's most prominent example was how every GOPster jumped out and pounced on the non-partisan Congressional Budget Office (CBO) report on Obamacare, Twisting it's conclusions into Half-Truth, the main ingredient in the curdled concoction that is GOPropaganda.

The GOPster syndicate took the CBO finding that Obamacare would cause a reduction in hours worked equivalent to 2.5 million full-time workers by 2025 and Twisted it into the Lie that 2.5 million jobs would be lost.

The Truth of the matter is that the CBO report finds that Americans who will No Longer be Shackled to their Jobs because of the Healthcare They Need for themselves and their Families will likely decide to reduce their hours or leave jobs in order to accommodate their personal needs and those of their families. Not being a Slave to a Job you don't otherwise need just to have healthcare for you family? That sounds a lot like Liberty to me!

And those jobs aren't going away, so maybe that'll give some opportunities to some of the young people whose Hopes for the American Dream have been Dashed by the Great Republicon Recession.

Them's Fightin Werds!

And what's with the Coke inspired Hatriots who love's them some Freedumb ya'll, but think they're Empowered to Dictate to Others what language they're allowed to speak, or sing? Oh, and dear ones, America the Beautiful is NOT the National Anthem, although, I for one think it should be. Do these idiots actually think their forebears spoke the native tongue of these shores when they landed . . . or English?

Which of course reminds us of the the hate-filled response to the little girl and her bi-racial family featured in the Cheerios ad of last year, reprised in an updated ad for last Sunday's Super Bowl. In the Cult of Con personal freedom still doesn't extend to the choice of an individual to decide who they should love.


Sunday, February 02, 2014

Serfs Up! The Republicon War on Education

Unfortunately, Republican State Senator Dale Schultz has had enough and recently announced his retirement as The Last Decent, Good-Willed, Rational and Public-Minded Republican in the Badgered State. We owe him our thanks for helping stop (for now) the most recent example of GOPster Blitsgesetz (Lightning Law) in the form of an absolutely horrible bill that is just latest attack in the ongoing Republicon War on Public Education.

"Every hero needs an enemy," Schultz observes, "and someone made the decision that public educators are going to be the enemy."

Of course the think tank to which Senator Schultz is referring, 
that has made this decision for us all is the fascist American Legislative Exchange Council (fALEC), oh Benito would so proud! And one must wonder, if the good Senator feels like a Serf, what the hell does that make all of the rest of us!? Mere chattel I suppose. And why the hell then are We Paying these People to be Middlemen for Imposing the Will of our Corporate Rulers, FREEDUMB!

Senator Schultz is also wise enough to see through the GOPropaganda mantra of Failing Public Schools - Fairies, Frog Princes & Failing Public Schools"Failing schools, hell," he said at a recent public forum. "Would you like to take me and show me, in my district, where are the failing schools?" AMEN Senator Schultz! Your kind will be sadly missed when you're extinct.

What's really galling however is that so many people are gullible enough to believe that the Vulture School Republicons actually care about the students who are failing in such large numbers because of the concentrated poverty where they live and go to school. That's about as believable as the notion that the Republicons still believe in Freedom and Democracy, when clearly it's All about the Money and Only about the Money!

Yours Truly,
Sean Cranley - CorpSerf#: OIMNFD-1-NURFD-2