Pimped My Ride for the Koch Ho!

I pimped my ride in "honor" of the Koch Ho, Wrong Way Walker

His attack on the Wisconsin Idea

His tilting at windmills delusion that he's remotely presidential
His utter failure to burnish his foreign policy bona fides in London this week

And his budget crafted with Scott Walker POTUS as the sole thought in mind

I was always proud to be from Wisconsin and I believed I lived in a special state with a great heritage forged by a people with vision and a shared sense of fair play and goodwill. Those illusions have been shattered as I watch 150-plus years of that great heritage being swept away in the blink of an eye by a bunch of reactionaries lead by a corrupt fundamentalist interloper from Iowa and I realize that so many in the dairy state no longer know a rascal from a hole in the ground. And now our university system, the very embodiment of The Wisconsin Idea is under attack. SHAME!

Budget Bottom Line: Wrong Way Walker created a deficit with tax breaks for the wealthy that failed to spur the economy as advertised and now he's Whacking Wisconsin's Seniors, Students, Scientists, Disabled Citizens, Workers and OurEnvironment to fix the problem he created.

Our Once Present Future No Longer Exists - Thanks to the Koch Ho!

Plutocrats from far beyond our borders

Hand our “representers” dollar drenched marching orders

It ain’t no damned democracy when it’s been purchased

And that’s our now present future do you get the gist

They’ve repeatedly sinned and refuse to repent

The Federated Brotherhood of the One Percent

We’ve got to wrest the power from their wrist

And make these now present rulers no longer exist

Our once present future no longer exists

If you love your freedom you’re damn right to be pissed

Raise your arm up topped with a fist

Declare this now present future must never persist

$1 billion for the Koch Ho in 2016

To grease the gearbox of their malignant money machine

These traitors are slow-motion terrorists

They’ll make your freewill of the future no longer exist

All for one, one for all, that stuff’s in the past

E pluribus pluribus, united my @$$!

This Demockery people we must resist

These now present ruler’s rings must never be kissed

The once present future no longer exists

Nobody’s quite certain of what it consists

And while for many the memory fades in the mist
In my mind its eerie echoes persist

Sean Cranley – With credit to Andy Mitchell for the great term Federated Brotherhood of the One Percent. Thanks Andy!

Walkin' Devolution Blues

Backward!

As a student of geological history in the great UW System, I learned that it took 4 billion years of evolution to separate the oral and anal cavities into 2 different organs, alimentary my Dear Watson.

But in Wrong Way Walker's case it's taken a mere 4 years for him to Reverse Eons of Progress!

Badgered State Blues (not from here anymore)

The Badgered State Blues (Not From Here anymore)

This is what happens when your misperceptions are swept away and you suddenly discover that the fellow citizens of your beloved Badger State are either half "Rascals" or don't know one from a hole in the ground.

Composed & Performed by Sean Cranley
CorpSerf ID: IMNFD1-OURFD2

Scott Walker - Surrounded!

John Schulze, the Face of Wisconsin GOPsters

Is that Strike 3? I can't keep track anymore of Walker's selected subordinates who have had to leave their jobs because they couldn't keep their racism or the fact they're an A$$hole to themselves.

As of today, John Schulze, a long time fixture of the Badgered State Republicons is no longer Legal Counsel for Walker's DOT. He thought an email about VD, Blowjobs, and bringing prostitution to the Dells and a jobs program for poor people was funny and couldn't resist sharing. No wonder Republicons think Dennis Miller is a comedian, they have no sense of humor either!

Then there was the email from County Executive Walker's Chief of Staff Tom Nardelli who thought a story ending like this was funny and worthy of wide distribution: "Say it isn't so!!! I can handle being a black, disabled, one armed, drug addicted, Jewish homosexual an a pacemaker who is HIV positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed, lives in a slum, and has a Mexican boyfriend, please, Oh dear God, please don't tell me I'm a Democrat!"

So how would judge Scott "Divide & Conquer" Walker in light of the recent revelations above, the Walker tried to dismiss as "old news"?

• His austerity steeped failure to create the 250,000 jobs he promised or even keep pace with job growth nationally?
• His inability to manage the Frankenagency (WEDC) that he created in a fiscally responsible manner?
• The felonies committed right under his nose by his staff as Milwaukee County Executive, supposedly without his having a clue?
• Or the values of utter ILL-WILL expressed by the staff he selected to represent his Administration?

What would Scott Walker say? "Governors should be defined not just by what they do and say, but who they surround themselves with, making sure to have the smartest person for a particular task or to head a specific agency. They should be judged on that basis and who they take advice from." - Scott Walker, interview with The American Thinker, January 14, 2014

Well Gubnah, I couldn't agree more!