Friday, June 10, 2016

WWWalker Backs Off Corporatization of Badgered State Seniors! (for now)

She sure looks scared. She SHOULD BE!

Today the Wrong Way Walker Mis-Administration backed off the for-profit takeover of the Badgered State's senior citizens. In a surprise move this morning WWWalker's DHS Secretary Kitty Rhoades informed rulemakers in the WMC legislature that proposed changes to Wiscossippi's long-term care program were being withdrawn.

Da Gubnah in fealty to his profiteering corporatist overlords inserted this change into the budget last year. This particular scheme would have eliminated a highly successful and popular program serving 55,000 disabled and frail elderly in the once great great state of Wisconsin, who are eligible and have long-term care needs. The program helps those served remain in the community and avoid institutionalization. They get to hire, train and fire their own care providers, people who may perform personal care and hygiene services, cooking, cleaning, nursing. This gives them the freedom and choice (things Republicons purport to believe in) to manage their own lives and in many cases to hold jobs! But don't take my word for it, consider the opinion of an expert in the field.

So this development begs the question; why did the money god worshipper Scooter put the interests of our senior and disabled citizens and neighbors over those of his feudal lords? It is certainly NOT because he's had a Road to Damascus Revelation that he should do the right for the most vulnerable among us or that he suddenly cares about the People of Wisconsin. He cares only about one person, Scott Walker and his power-lust. It's time to use our right-to-know law and submit a freedom of Information request (the system his "Majesty" and little lord Robin of Vos tried to destroy last summer, earning the Coveted BAP Forked Tongue & Fangs Award) and find out what's Really Going Round in WWWalker's Gearbox!

Thursday, April 28, 2016

WWWalker's Repeated Injuries and Usurpations


The unanimous Declaration of the thinking people of the Badgered State:
When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident that the once great state of Wisconsin is populated by ignorant rubes who support ill-willed @$$ouls!


The history of the present Gubnah of the Badgered State, Wrong Way Walker is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over this $tate by monied intersts. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.



1. Asbestos Lawsuits – 2013 Act 154 – Restricts the legal options available to victims of asbestos-related injuries who seek compensation from companies that used asbestos.
2. Zombie Homes – 2015 Act 376 – Makes it more difficult for communities to rid their neighborhoods of abandoned homes by extending the time that lenders have to decide whether to sell foreclosed, abandoned property from the current five weeks, to one year.
3. Lead in Paint – 2015 Act 55 – Changes the definition of “lead-bearing paint” to allow greater amounts of lead in paint before the paint is legally considered lead paint. This law also forbids the state Department of Health Services from redefining lead paint in the future in order to conform to stricter guidelines issued by the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
4. Lead Paint Inspections – 2015 Act 122 – Reduces state lead paint inspection and testing requirements.
5. Lead Paint Liability – 2013 Act 20 – Exempts lead paint manufacturers from future products liability lawsuits.
6. Payday Loan Regulations – 2011 Act 32 – Reduces payday loan regulations intended to protect consumers from predatory loan practices.

Read more from the Wisconsin Democracy Campaign here: http://www.wisdc.org/walkersworst100

Friday, April 22, 2016

WWWalker Couldn't Manage a Popsicle Stand


Wrong Way Walker has shown that he CANNOT MANAGE ANYTHING!

From his Secret Server Staff as Milw Co Exec, to the Corrections Dept and beyond and especially the Wisconsin Economic Development Corporation (WEDC) the guy is completely incompetent. And THAT is a compliment, because it assumes he's not just utterly corrupt.

The guy is a great career politician and an very affective cog for his ideological masters, but it's clear that he lacks the managerial skills to run a popsicle stand.

Thursday, April 14, 2016

Wrong Way Walker - Starving the UW Beast




What more evidence does one need that so called "conservatives" are tearing down the democratic institutions that our forebearers lovingly built for us Americans?

Money god Worshippers of the "all knowing' free-market are assaulting the walls of the temples of knowledge that led to America's ascendancy in the 20th century, in an attempt to sweep away knowledge and bend all will to the service of their idols, power and the almighty dollar.

Wrong Way Walker's assualt on our universities and the Wisconsin Idea wasn't his notion. It rose from his Koch Ho toolishness, reigned down on him from on high by his ideological masters, like dollars from heaven, by those who would starve us all of thought and "bless" us with their "truths".

Yeah "truths": Free Markets, Fairies and Frog Princes. @$$ouls!

Yours Truly,
CorpSerf#: IMNFD1-ONURFD2
FREEDUMB!

Friday, April 08, 2016

No No, the Koch Ho has no Mojo

I'm a like Packer, pay no attention to WWWeasel behind the Curtain!
After Tuesday's spring election Wrong Way Walker went on GOPropaganda radio WTMJ, claimed to have his mojo back, compared himself to Packers QBs Rodgers and Favre, and said Trump's comments about the Badgered State were like coming into Lambeau and taking a whack at the legendary QBs. WWWRONG! Tons of Wisconsinites would give their left arm to take a whack at WWWalker!

WWWalker has a lot nerve to falsely compare himself to the Packers or anyone on the ther People's Team. The Packers are the one thing left that still unites the Badgered State after the errant reign of the Great Divider. Remember, it was the day after the Pack won the Superbowl that Scooter told his minions that he was going to "drop the bomb" on us all. Act 10 followed shortly, rudely ended the celebration and gashed a giant schism through our collectively cheesy soul.

Furthermore, the Packers are successful and their quarterbacks are strong leaders, men of goodwill and well loved by all for perennially being at the top of their league. Whereas WWWalker is only liked by the enraptured Republicon base. He's not a leader but an ill-willed scapegoating divider and his rule has left the dairyland sucking hind teat by most measures when it comes to midwestern states and the nation as a whole.

I was actually in an elevator with the Gubnah at Lambeau Field last fall. He was headed to his corporatist sponsored sky box, we to our seats with the people, where he dares not tread! A Packer's safe to do a Lambeau Leap, but Scotty would get torn to shreds.

And finally the People's Team, owned by the folks (not a plutocrat's squad) are a Triumph of Socialistic Capitalism, while WWWalker's Wiscossippi is model failure of corporate rule in our fading republic.

Gubnah Walker, I'm not from here anymore, but I still love the Pack. You on the other hand, can just DROP DEAD! @$$oul.

Yours Truly,
CorpSerf ID: IMNFD1-ONURFD2

Thursday, April 07, 2016

Voter Fraud CONspiracy Theory Obliterated in 25 Shots of Logic!



CONgressman Glenn Grothman better be careful in truth-telling about the Hidden Republicon Agenda (they ALWAYS have a hidden agenda!) or he'll get "Trumped" by the GOPster Establishment. Glenn, didn't you get the memo that the ugly planks of GOPlatform, like race-based voter supression must be covered by a thin vaneer at all times?!

When asked if either Trump or Cruz could win in November Grothman (R-Badgeredland) replied; "I think Hillary Clinton is about the weakest candidate the Democrats have ever put up. And now we have photo ID, and I think photo ID is going to make a little bit of a difference as well,"

I'm sure Grothman and the GOPsters are busy walking this back with the claim that he meant that reducing voter fraud (which of course we're to assume that only democrats and specifically brown democrats commit) will help the good (white) voters of the GOP. But voter fraud is Virtually Non-Existent, therefore ONLY suppression of the Right of Democrats to vote in America can possibly provide a margin large enough to tip an election to the Republicon TRAITORS to the Republic.

Where's the proof you say? And just how feverishly foolhardy does one need to be to swallow this Wild CONspiracy Theory? Well Mr. owl, let's find out!

If you believe that:

1) You're important and special enough that it might be your personal vote, out of millions, that might be cancelled, and that justifies putting road blocks in front of tens of thousands of your fellow citizens right to cast their vote, you might be FEVRish!

2) Every election year brown people travel all over your state casting multiple fraudulent votes for democrats, you might be Foolish Enough to Vote Republiconish.

3) Would be fraudsters are capable of pulling off this feat undetected and never getting caught, you might be Foolish Enough to Vote Republiconish.

4) It's possible to coordinate getting all the forged documents necessary for all these people to register at the polls you might be Foolish Enough to Vote Republiconish.

5) Would be fraudsters never run into poll workers who know they don't live at the addresses they attempting to use, you might be Foolish Enough to Vote Republiconish.

6) Would be fraudsters never try to vote under the name of someone who has already voted, you might be Foolish Enough to Vote Republiconish.

7) The actual voter never shows up later to find that someone has already voted in their name, you might be Foolish Enough to Vote Republiconish  (FEVRish).

8) The fraudsters never run into poll workers who know the real voter in whose name they're attempting to vote, you might be FEVRish.

9) Lots of people would break the law and risk a felony conviction with no chance of direct personal gain to get a job for someone they don't even know personally, you might be FEVRish.

10) Lots of people would go to all this trouble and risk with no way of knowing if their effort is even needed to win or if it will be enough to be successful, you might be FEVRish.

11) Such a wide spread and complicated conspiracy would never get infiltrated, you might be FEVRish.

12) Such a wide spread conspiracy would be able to maintain operational secrecy and never have anyone squawk, you might be FEVRish.

13) A few people who vote while on probation or parole constitutes wide spread fraud or a threat to election integrity, you might be FEVRish.

14) A few people voting while on probation or parole would be identified and stopped by voter ID, you might be FEVRish.

15) Everyone lives like you do and has or needs a drivers license or photo ID, you might be FEVRish.

16) Getting to the DMV to get a photo ID  is easily done by the working poor without a car, you might be FEVRish.

17) DMVs have are open during convenient hours and are located nearby people with available public transportation all over your state, you might be FEVRish.

18) People who traditionally vote at rates lower than the the general population would be motivated to incur the expense, hassle and risk to engage in a wide spread conspiracy to commit fraud every election day, you might be FEVRish.

19) The the reason Republicon Party has never offered a reward for the exposure of vote fraud conspiracies is because they just don't have the money, you might be FEVRish.

20) The Republicon Party wouldn't trumpet the news all over the media if in fact they were ever able to catch the supposed perpetrators and expose this massive scheme, you might be FEVRish.

21) Brown people who are transported to the polls in church vans must not be legitimate voters, you might be FEVRish .

22) The Republicon Party leadership actually believes the wild conspiracy theory that they're foisting on you, you might be FEVRish.

23) Photo ID is about election integrity and not voter suppression, you're definitely FEVRish.

24) Would be imaginary fraudsters never try to vote using an address that doesn't exist and thus get caught, you might be

25) Interfering with the right of citizens to legitimately cast their vote isn't just down right Un-American, UN-Patriotic, TRAIRTOUS, you're a complete moron!


Wednesday, April 06, 2016

Wisconsin Manufaturer's & Commerce Court, Inc.


The conversion to the Wisconsin Extreme Manufacturer's & Commerce Court (WEMCC) is now nearly complete. I've now lost all confidence in the rationality, independent thinking ability and goodwill of voters in the Badgered state. With the election of the unqualified, injudicious, insincere, in-the pocket and down-right nasty person, Becky Bradley to what was once one of the most respected state supreme courts in the country, it has now become nothing but a political hacktivist joke and wholly owned subsidiary of the state chamber of commerce. It's bad enough that we've got Prosser the Strangler and the ethically bereft Gableman & Zeigler and the political usurper Roggensach, now we've got Wrong Way Walker's hand puppet on the bench and he's in up to his elbow. Honestly, I think the two remaining reasonable, unpurchased Justices should just resign and remove any inkling of the presumption that blind, impartial and non-political decisions will be forthcoming from WMC's priestly-robed shills! We are witnessing the rapid and rabid destruction of the institutions of our democracy that our forebearers handed down to us in what was once proudly one of the best states in the whole country, but is now sucking hind tit. Me? I may have to live in this shitty state. But I'm not from here anymore.