Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Walker Wins BAP's Forked Tongue & Fangs Award!

Yup, it does have to suck to be a Republicon. Having to lie constantly to advance, but not reveal their Hidden Agendas has Got to be Exhausting! In fact I believe it gets to be habit forming. As this week's example I offer our own Gubnah of Wiscossippi, Scott Walker who claimed in a recent interview that he voted for Ronald Reagan.

EXCERPT: "I remember, I was a teenager, had just become a teenager and voted for Ronald Reagan — limited government, you know, smaller government, lower taxes, strong national defense." 

The problem is that Walker was born November 2, 1967 and was not 18 and eligible to vote until 1985 and therefore could not have legally voted for Reagan in either 1980 or 1984. One might think that Walker's admission yields the long-sought success in the nearly fruitless Republicon quest to find fraudulent voters to justify their Hidden Agenda of Voter Suppression. But the truth is that Walker is now a habitual liar, he can't help it anymore, and this is just one more notch in his belt on his way to the Fabricator's a Hall of Fame!

Therefore, in recognition of the dogged pursuit of his Quest for the Hole-ly Fail, Scott "Full O Fertilizer" Walker has become the latest recipient of BAP's coveted Forked Tongue & Fangs Award!

Congratulations Gubnah!


Nemo said...

He was referring to a mock election held at this middle school. Schools do this all the time as a civics lesson.

Sean Cranley said...

Yeah because adults always reference their middle school social studies class election.

That's not what the article says. Now please provide the Evidence to back up your Pronouncement.

Nemo said...

You're the one making the accusation, the burden of proof falls to you. Prove he lied.

Sean Cranley said...

No, I have documentation of exactly what he said. You are making a very specific interpretation that is an add on to what he said and which falls outside the understanding of his statement that would be arrived at by a normal reader. Therefore the burden is on you.

Please provide any evidence you have that he meant anything but specifically what he said, a school vote or perhaps selection by mumblety-peg with Eagle Scout Troop.

Any comment you offer on this subject without such evidence will be deemed standard Nemotistical obfuscation and consequently deleted. Pony up!

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