Monday, February 15, 2016

Blow Dart Concealed Carry Now!

Two tourists struck by blow darts on Golden Gate Bridge

Look out folks, The Badgered State needs concealed carry blow dart legislation now. Everbody knows that the only thing that can stop a bad man with a blow dart is a good man with a blow dart!

Unless of course he uses the element of surprise, then your only option is to mutter "Holy Dartanian Batman" as you slip into unconsciousness.

Be afraid, be very afraid!

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